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donialltella:

mylesxmcgehee:

Squad

1D looks different here

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prolifeproliberty:

lotolle:

no1twerkslikegaston:

cielombre:

I spilled wasabi on my shirt one time people. One time !

I can just tell Wasabi is the mom/designated driver of the group and that pleases me.

I haven’t seen this movie yet, but I love this guy already.

“Why is your blinker on?”
“YOU HAVE TO INDICATE YOUR TURN, it’s the LAW!”

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musicofthestage:

we were in the middle of a full dress rehearsal today, music all intense and blaring, and suddenly everything stops and there’s a moment of silence before the director yells “WHOSE. BAGEL. IS ON. THE STAGE.”

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mulaninabox:

I think cheek kisses are really cute. I don’t know why. There’s something really sweet and innocent about a kiss on the cheek. Sometimes they’re nicer than lip kisses. I like cheek kisses. Cheek kisses are cute.

AND FOREHEAD KISSES AND NOSE KISSES.

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when you start typing a word and you butcher it so bad but keep typing hoping that autocorrect gets it and when by some miracle it gets that splofize is supposed to be apologize you let out a sigh of relief

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theappleppielifestyle:

list of au’s to consider where one or both of ur otp is a hot mess:

• ‘i met you last night when you were drunkenly patting my dog in my backyard at 3 in the morning and when i asked you what the hell you were doing you slurred something about dogs being great and then you threw up on my feet and then fifteen minutes later you were passed out on my couch so that’s why you’re here right now also what the fuck is your name and why were you patting a dog in a stranger’s backyard in the middle of the night’ au
• 'i’m an ikea employee and every day for the last week i’ve had to ask you to leave the store bc you keep coming in and sleeping in the beds seriously are you homeless or something i can call a shelter’ au
• 'i don’t know who you are but we keep running into each other on the street and getting into screaming arguments over the stupidest things and i’m actually looking forward to our next meeting bc you’re annoying as hell but gdi you’re hot as fuck and its kind of fun to argue with you’ au
  
• 'i’m in my underpants in a laundromat waiting for my clothes to get washed and your clothes are in the machine next to mine and i noticed that when you put your clothes in they were all covered in blood what the fuck’ au
• 'last night was a haze for both of us and somehow we woke up hungover in a bed that isn’t either of ours and also neither of us recognize this apartment we should probably get out of here before someone calls the cops on us’ au
• 'last night was supposed to be a one night stand but we drunkenly got each other’s names tattooed on each other’s ass cheeks so now its kind of hard to forget you’ au
• 'you found me hanging by my fingertips from your window and i don’t want to tell you i was trying to rob you but idk how else to explain this and i don’t want to go to jail and also you’re kind of cute we should make out when i’m not clinging onto your window ledge for my life’ au

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